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aapollojustiice:

blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

we also make great attorneys. there’s a whole video game series about us. check it out.

Source: blindbeards0llux

inceptions:

*thinks about fave character* *SMILES REALLY HUGE AND COVERS FACE*

Source: roshikoremade

Source: tomodachicollection

Why Guardians of the Galaxy was awesome

comicconverse:

  • wicked hella music
  • it made me cry more than once
  • "we are groot"
  • the queen of sci-fi and chris pratt
  • basically it was just a band of misfits, not heroes, saving a planet
  • tiny dancing groot
  • it never took itself too seriously, and even though it was an action movie, it was still funny and heartfelt
  • there was about 12% of a romantic subplot, but it never went very far
  • just groot in general

Source: comicconverse

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

Source: tracey-hummel

jackalarcana:

ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.

*LOUD SCRAPING NOISE*
*JARRING CRUNCH OF DESTROYED AUTOMOBILES THROWN INTO THE AIR BY A GODDAMN HEDGEHOG*
*FRUSTRATED CONTROLLER THROW AS YOU MISS THE LAST FUCKING RAMP AND HIT THAT GODDAMN TROLLEY*

jackalarcana:

ray-winters-sings:

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.

*LOUD SCRAPING NOISE*

*JARRING CRUNCH OF DESTROYED AUTOMOBILES THROWN INTO THE AIR BY A GODDAMN HEDGEHOG*

*FRUSTRATED CONTROLLER THROW AS YOU MISS THE LAST FUCKING RAMP AND HIT THAT GODDAMN TROLLEY*

Source: klefable

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

Source: snoia

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

Source: merankoria

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

Source: scibot9000

BIG GRAND GIVEAWAY!!

blumalou:

Reblog for a chance to win your choice of one of the following…

  • $25 worth of take-out food!
  • $25 Neocash
  • $25 worth of Flight Rising Gems
  • One item of Neopets Merchandise worth up to $25 (not including shipping)
  • Up to $15 worth of ~*Candy*~
  • An item on Neopets worth up to 3M NP

I will be choosing one winner at 2:30PM PST today.  The winner will have 24 hours to respond.  You do not have to be following me to enter.  To keep this fair, please only reblog once.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS ANY CONFUSION ABOUT RULES.
I will be reblogging this post on my sideblogs for all of my followers.  Of course, I will not be counted as a winner.  Likes and replies will not count as entries.

Source: blumalou